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What The Crap?!

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10 February 2009

What The Crap?!

Ridiculous photos and (eventually) videos, that may just leave you asking, "What The CRAP?!"



"An F-5 tornado rocked the Keebler Cookie
Factory today. The elves were devastated."


"Wait 'til you see where I stuffed the cat."


The future isn't looking good for those carrots.


"Hi, I'm Chris Hanson, Dateline NBC.
Why don't you have a seat?"


I miss the old "Price Is Right" models.


"Neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night stays
these whores from their appointed corners."


Say what you will, but she gives a hell of a lap dance.


Unfortunately for Kohler, their mascot, "Chester",
sold more home security systems than faucets.


Best damn crossing guard in the business. Period.


"I'll be dad-gummed if I let one of those
vampire types kiss me on the tit sucker!"


And the Mother Of The Year Award
goes to... this lazy ignorant b!tch.


"So... it's been six months. I was just wondering
when I will get to meet your parents."


"And the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover goes to... BRISTOL PALIN!"


Somewhere along the line, a Teletubby porked a Village People.


"See, it's based on the philosophy of the scarlet letter..."


Yup. He's one of us.


Damn you, Proposition 8... DAMN YOU!


Flint, Michigan stripper.


What do you think it's like to bang her?


"Mom, I want you to meet Matt, my gynecologist."


Yes, yes. They're "f***ing Goofy".
*Face palm*


Looks like he finally got that "hole in one".


Just realized the microphone made her "S.B.D." anything but Silent.


Donating to the Republican party.


Give 'em hell, Scruffy. Give 'em hell.


Captain Sanchez.


You're 26 years old. The "girls have cooties" thing isn't cute anymore.


The only person who could ever possibly relate to this dog is Katie Holmes.


DO NOT ask to see his "Battle Cat".


"Quarterback sack? I GOT it!"


Do you get the feeling Mr. Blood recently vacationed in Alston?


Things just sort of went downhill since she hooked up with the 8th Dwarf, "Stabby".


Dating on Craigslist. NOT a good idea.


Don't let them fool you. "Conservatives" are secretly kinky sex monsters.


Yup. There's an app for that.



This must be them "family values" we've been hearing about.


The NEW Bride Of Chucky, Starring Kate Beckinsale.


Good Advice.


That's right. Give 'em something to yell, "FOUL" about.


Some people just try too hard to be featured in WTC?!. Normally, we wouldn't allow sad attempts like this to be featured, but the dude sent us cake.


"Allow me to introduce our new Vice President in charge of Homeland Security Border Patrol..."


When asked for a caption for this photo, Kylee Wylde replied, "Squeals on wheels!"
Ugh. *Face palm*


Try to DISCRETELY put a choke-hold on that boner, ok fella?


"Dammit, ED! Why can't we ever have a nice picture?!"


Looks like a Rex Delaney family reunion a-brewin'.



It was very cold this day, judging by the punk's "oui oui".
(That's wee-wee for you non-French speakers.)




Submit your own What The Crap?! moment to
with the subject "WTC".

Moment Of Fail.


This world full of surreal images- images that demand to be burned into our memory for a lifetime, only to pop into our heads at the most inopportune times. It is with great pleasure that the Gimme Your Hand Freaks share some of these jacked-up images with you, in hopes that you bust into laughter like a psycho while standing in line alone at Walmart, or shoot ginger ale through your nose holes on a first date. Without further ado, Gimme Your Hand Entertainment presents: MOMENT OF FAIL.



Oompa, Loompa, Dumpity-Doo. I'll shart my pants now, how about you?



Spy Kids?! FAIL!



It took Years of dedicated research to reproduce just the right taste.



Camel hump.



Soap for the dirty whore.



Watch ya face fail.



"Yo. I just did me some laundry, bitches!"



The "L" is for "Luscious".



There's gotta be a better way to sand off those unsightly corns.



Why jump a hurdle, when you can just as easily plow through it with your face?



Sleepin' with the fishes. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!



An i-phone at seven, new plumbing by ten.



Young Rodney Dangerfield = Ninja.



Remember to keep checking back for updates, as we will be adding many more MOMENTS OF FAIL. If you have a MOMENT OF FAIL that you would like to see here on GimmeYourHand.com, send it to:

with the subject: MOMENT OF FAIL.
(Then brag to all your friends.)