08 May 2010

Kylee's Hottie Assessment


What makes a person attractive? Looks, personality, brains and hygiene are all things I factor in. (Not necessarily in that order, lol.) On a recent television show, I heard that Brad Pitt doesn't shower that often. Instead, he likes to freshen up using baby wipes. I have to tell you, that grossed me out a little, and maybe Mr. Pitt dropped down a few notches on the hottie chart in my head. I don't care how big your dimples are, or how much your muscles ripple, if you smell like a freshly dropped horse deuce, I'm bolting.

Confidence in one's self is also attractive to me, but not cockiness. Other girls fall for guys that seem to love themselves more than they could possibly love another. Respecting others is a trait that too many people lack in this society, in my opinion. If you want to wow this chick, let me see you carry an elderly person's groceries to their car, or lend a helping hand to a stranger in need. To me, that is more attractive than bragging about your abs or the size of your manhood. (Both of those examples are huge turn-offs, by the way. If you base your importance solely on the size of your winky, we are not going to be friends.)

Working at Gimme Your Hand Entertainment is a blast, but being the only girl on the team was a little troubling to me at first. I have to say though that all the guys here are pretty respectful of me, and kind of treat me like one of the boys. (With the exception of Mr. Blood. I do my best to steer clear of that guy!) Since the guys always seem to be talking about wrestling and mma, I have decided to watch that type of programming more often. I was glad I did, because that brings us to our first hottie!


Not only is he an athlete that looks good, he's also an entertainer. Anyone that brings a smile to the face of others is ok by me.
KYLEE'S ASSESSMENT: HOTTIE!


A fun smirk and a nicely chiseled body is quite attractive, but this guy's sense of humor puts him over the top.
KYLEE'S ASSESSMENT: HOTTIE!


While the guy in the photo may be attractive, leaving too little to the imagination is not. Being more conservative with one's "goods" is admirable.
KYLEE'S ASSESSMENT: NOT HOT!


Healthy tanned bodies are nice, and expressing yourself through piercings and other forms of body art is commendable in my opinion. If these ladies were all natural, they would score more brownie points with me.
KYLEE'S ASSESSMENT: HOTTIES!


Being comfortable enough in your own skin to show off your creative side can be loads of fun.
KYLEE'S ASSESSMENT: HOTTIE!


Having an education to fall back on is a good idea. Outer beauty doesn't last forever.
KYLEE'S ASSESSMENT: HOTTIE!


Under no circumstance is hate attractive. Trying to glamorize biased views against any race, religion or sexual orientation is just sickening.
KYLEE'S ASSESSMENT: NOT HOT!




Be Blessed,
Kylee

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