Tito Ortiz Gets Naked And TNA Dumps Chyna For Doing Porn

Put the kids to bed. Here we go...

UFC star Tito Ortiz is back in the news thanks to a naked picture of him that was "leaked by hackers" onto our interwebs. Of course, I call bullshit. Why is it when so-called celebrities start to fade from relevance, their iPhones and Twitter accounts get "hacked" by people who post butt-ass naked pics of them for the world to see? I thought it was bad enough having to see Lindsay Lohan's floppy, drug-educed, barf-encrusted cooter. Now the world is gawking at Tito's shit bits.

Surprisingly, Ortiz isn't the first MMA star to flash the old swingin' biscuits in publicly viewed photos. Frank "Twinkle Toes" Trigg posed naked on a couch with his legs proudly spreading like a disease. I just have to ask, WHY IN THE FUCK?!

But, I digress. Maybe people like that utter douche-twat Chris Brown feel like they have to do something desperate to keep their names fresh in our minds. Maybe Tito Ortiz feels like his star is fading. Damn shame. I actually like watching Tito fight. He doesn't need to start conducting himself like the Britney's and Lindsay's and Chris bitch-ass Browns of the world. Tito, bro, get your shit together and work towards beating the sweet bejeezus out of Matt Mitrione in a cage. I'd much rather see that instead of your tweeter.

In a slightly related story, the "Ninth Wonder Of The World", Chyna, was apparently told thanks but no thanks as far as working as a regular in Impact Wrestling (formerly TNA). Chyna (Joanie Laurer) made her return to wrestling at a recent Impact taping as the surprise partner of Kurt Angle. It has been rumored that she was in talks for a long-term gig with the company, but that seems to have fallen through thanks to Chyna's new X-rated flick, "Backdoor To Chyna" set to be released later this month. I guess The folks at Impact Wrestling are ok with showing close-ups of the Beautiful People's asses and boobies as they dry hump a ring rope, but Chyna taking it up the old crinkly star makes them nervous.

When asked to comment, Chyna reportedly responded, "The whole thing has been constant drama. It's all good in the end. (Impact Wrestling) is missing the boat."

Damnit! I like Chyna. I was as happy as Arnold Schwarzenegger pokin' a maid when I saw Chyna return on Impact. The crowd popped hard.... just like Arnold.... pokin'.... well, you get it. I really was hoping Joanie had her life in order. Maybe she does. I really wish we could have seen more of her in the world of wrestling, and less of her in the titty flicks.

What have we learned here today? Not a damn thing other than, if you get naked in front of a camera, part of you must WANT people to see what you got going on. But when those pics come back to slap you in the cock sucker, don't bitch about it fucking up your life.

I'm Rex Delaney, and I bet Arnold screams "AAAARRRGGGGEEEARRRGH!" like you hear in every one of his movies when he climaxes.

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Undertaker Confronts Brock Lesnar At UFC 121

Last night's UFC 121 pay-per-view was interesting to say the least. What has the world buzzing the day after the event? First off, Brock Lesnar was destroyed by Cain Velasquez in the first round. Brock seems to be "playing the heel" in his interviews, reminiscent of his days as a WWE Superstar. The problem here is, when you tell a Mexican warrior like Velasquez you are going to defeat him, then "drink a Corona and eat a burrito" outside the realm of sports entertainment, he may just legitimately beat your ass. (Not that I'm saying UFC is 100% legit. Some of the fights look a little hokey to me, but that's another story.)

Another confrontation that has people talking is the one between Brock Lesnar and WWE's Undertaker. The Undertaker was being interviewed after the bout as Brock walked by. Undertaker asked Brock, "Are you going to do it?" Brock hesitated for a moment, then kept walking without saying a word.

Some may speculate that WWE is trying to set up a match between Lesnar and "The Dead Man" for an upcoming Wrestlemania. If you ask me, this looked like an angle, but a nicely done angle. People are talking, and it will be interesting to see where this goes. As a WWE fan, it is an exciting thought to have Brock return, because, honestly, WWE has become an unwatchable joke to many. With very few exceptions, the story lines are lame, and the product is watered down and pathetic compared to the Attitude Era. This may just be the jolt that pumps new life, and hopefully, a new direction into the WWE. As a UFC fan, however, UFC really doesn't have much to gain by doing business in this way with pro wrestling. UFC doesn't need WWE to be a strong presence in the world, or to continue to grow. Why associate yourself with a promotion that admits it is not legitimate competition? That may just be a turn off to all the die hard fans that have moved on from intelligence-insulting programming such as the current WWE product.

The following videos show the confrontation between Lesnar and Undertaker, and the reaction from UFC President, Dana White. Draw your own conclusions.

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