Is "Coke Life" The Death Of Coca-Cola?

If you are expecting a family-friendly article, just as sweet as America's favorite soft drink, you came to the wrong place. I'm Rex Delaney, and I enjoy colorful language. With that warning, let's do this.

People nowadays want to whine and bitch about companies like McDonald's and Coca-Cola being too unhealthy. People have actually sued McDonald's for "making their kids fat". Since it's obvious by all the folks on their Rascal Scooters at the supermarket that no one plans to take responsibility for the junk they pile into their own faces, companies have tried to offer "healthier" options. McDonald's is now offering milk instead of sodas, and apple slices in their Happy Meals. They give you Nutritional Information so you can make "smart" choices. If you were able to make a "smart" choice as far as food is concerned, you sure as hell wouldn't be slammin' greasy Big Macs down your cake hole at McDonald's. But I digress. Companies stand to make billions of dollars off the laziness, ignorance, and mass hysteria of today's average consumer. They also risk destroying a legacy that took generations to build.

Coca-Cola also hitched a ride on this "healthier" money train last year when they introduced a new product called Coca-Cola Life in Argentina and Chile. The soda pop is a lower calorie version of the beloved original, and it is sweetened with Stevia, a plant-based sweetener. Coke Life comes in a green container (because we all know green means "Look at me! I'm making a smart choice!"), and is being marketed as a healthier alternative to regular Coke. With Coke Life, you are not getting the cane sugar or high fructose death syrup. You are getting a "naturally sweetened" beverage that has a reported 89 calories per serving instead of the 140 from the Classic. Sure, it's not the zero calories Diet Coke has to offer, but it also doesn't contain Aspartame. I'll leave it up to you to research all of the health concerns and horror stories related to Aspartame. I believe that shit is nothing but poison. Anyway, Coca-Cola plans to sell their Life in Great Britain later this year, and it should make its way to the United States shortly thereafter. But will us Americans embrace it? The image of this American original, all decked-out in red and white, has been burned into our minds since we were children. Will Americans crap all over this green abomination as if it was the idea of Batman being played by Ben Affleck? And will Coke's sales take a hit like McDonald's did when they went "healthier"? You used to know exactly what you were in for when you drove through a Micky D's drive thru, or when you cracked open a can of icy-cold Coke on a summer day. To some Americans, you just don't mess with the classics.

Personally, I think it will be interesting to try Coke Life. I won't guzzle it. But to me, nothing beats a real Coke... in moderation. I think of it as a well deserved treat. It's not the Coke or the McDonald's making people fat; it's the laziness and lack of self control. Have A Coke, not a 12-pack. Have A McDonald's sandwich once in a while, not everyday. Haul your ass off the Walmart scooter, and WALK to the produce department. Sadly, the only thing people seem to use in moderation is common sense.

I'm Rex Delaney, and I don't really think Ben Affleck is all that bad... in moderation.

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Tito Ortiz Gets Naked And TNA Dumps Chyna For Doing Porn

Put the kids to bed. Here we go...

UFC star Tito Ortiz is back in the news thanks to a naked picture of him that was "leaked by hackers" onto our interwebs. Of course, I call bullshit. Why is it when so-called celebrities start to fade from relevance, their iPhones and Twitter accounts get "hacked" by people who post butt-ass naked pics of them for the world to see? I thought it was bad enough having to see Lindsay Lohan's floppy, drug-educed, barf-encrusted cooter. Now the world is gawking at Tito's shit bits.

Surprisingly, Ortiz isn't the first MMA star to flash the old swingin' biscuits in publicly viewed photos. Frank "Twinkle Toes" Trigg posed naked on a couch with his legs proudly spreading like a disease. I just have to ask, WHY IN THE FUCK?!

But, I digress. Maybe people like that utter douche-twat Chris Brown feel like they have to do something desperate to keep their names fresh in our minds. Maybe Tito Ortiz feels like his star is fading. Damn shame. I actually like watching Tito fight. He doesn't need to start conducting himself like the Britney's and Lindsay's and Chris bitch-ass Browns of the world. Tito, bro, get your shit together and work towards beating the sweet bejeezus out of Matt Mitrione in a cage. I'd much rather see that instead of your tweeter.

In a slightly related story, the "Ninth Wonder Of The World", Chyna, was apparently told thanks but no thanks as far as working as a regular in Impact Wrestling (formerly TNA). Chyna (Joanie Laurer) made her return to wrestling at a recent Impact taping as the surprise partner of Kurt Angle. It has been rumored that she was in talks for a long-term gig with the company, but that seems to have fallen through thanks to Chyna's new X-rated flick, "Backdoor To Chyna" set to be released later this month. I guess The folks at Impact Wrestling are ok with showing close-ups of the Beautiful People's asses and boobies as they dry hump a ring rope, but Chyna taking it up the old crinkly star makes them nervous.

When asked to comment, Chyna reportedly responded, "The whole thing has been constant drama. It's all good in the end. (Impact Wrestling) is missing the boat."

Damnit! I like Chyna. I was as happy as Arnold Schwarzenegger pokin' a maid when I saw Chyna return on Impact. The crowd popped hard.... just like Arnold.... pokin'.... well, you get it. I really was hoping Joanie had her life in order. Maybe she does. I really wish we could have seen more of her in the world of wrestling, and less of her in the titty flicks.

What have we learned here today? Not a damn thing other than, if you get naked in front of a camera, part of you must WANT people to see what you got going on. But when those pics come back to slap you in the cock sucker, don't bitch about it fucking up your life.

I'm Rex Delaney, and I bet Arnold screams "AAAARRRGGGGEEEARRRGH!" like you hear in every one of his movies when he climaxes.

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Jericho IS Thor

If you know me, you know I love the shit out of some rasslin' and comic books. The best of both worlds happened before my eyes on G4's Attack Of The Show! I had to put a quick post up here on the site in case any of you all missed it. Damn, Chris Jericho is funny as hell. If he returns to WWE, I might actually start watching it again. Sadly, even Jericho couldn't get me to watch a nanosecond of Dancing With The Tards.

I'm Rex Delaney, and I'll be banging the hell out of Wonder Woman.

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Maybe There's Hope For WWE

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Sarah's Still yappin' As Obama Sits On His Thumb

Just a warning up front, I'm going to cuss. A lot.

Sarah "I'm a good mommy who shoots shit from helicopters" Palin decided to open her obnoxious mouth yet again recently to criticize the Obama administration's handling of the Gulf oil spill. She claims that the current administration isn't doing enough to fix the situation, possibly because of a buddy-buddy relationship between the President and the oil companies, claiming that, "the oil companies who have so supported President Obama in his campaign ... are supportive of him now," adding, "I don't know why the question isn't asked by the mainstream media and by others... If there's any connection there to President Obama taking so doggone long to get in there, to dive in there, and grasp the complexity and the potential tragedy that we are seeing here in the Gulf of Mexico..." That's right. This ignorant four-eyed cunt is criticizing Obama's administration after she spent her whole campaign preaching, along with most other republicans, "Drill baby, drill". Now that the shit has hit the fan, and that oil is destroying our environment, she wants to distance herself from her earlier stance on the matter, and point out the "lack of urgency" on the part of Obama. Republicans are the ones notorious for being butt buddies and finger friends with big oil companies. Sarah Palin, fuck you. Go away and shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch.

I'm not defending Obama at all. Here's a guy who talked about "change" everywhere he went while campaigning. He still talks about change. The only change I have found is in the crack of my sofa trying to dig up enough money for a fucking loaf of bread. Where I live, Detroit Michigan, there are no new jobs.. hell, there are no old jobs either. My friends are losing their homes, and in nearby Flint, Michigan, times are so tough, the police and fire rescue crews have been cut down to just a few people. Flint is one of the worst cities as far as unemployment and crime is concerned, and they are forced to cut police and rescue operations. The city of Flint recently even had to limit trash pick-up to once every two weeks. I understand Obama took on a huge mess that was left by George W. Bush (who is a huge twat if I ever saw one), and Obama keeps saying it will take time. Well, in my opinion, you've had enough time to make some changes. You knew what kind of shit you were inheriting, fucking do something besides trying to be a celebrity. While you were taking your wife out on a "date night" that cost tax payers anywhere between $25,000 and $250,000, my family was rolling pennies and quarters trying to come up with a mortgage payment.

In review, what have we learned here today? Well, what I take away from this all is the fact that the world keeps fucking itself harder and harder, and instead of owning up to our responsibilities, it's much easier to pass the blame onto someone else. Do whatever you want, do what you feel - whatever makes you feel good, as long as you can criticize everyone else around you, and never have to own up to anything. Well, eventually, it all catches up to us. Remember that.

As far as the Presidency of the United States is concerned, I still feel like the best man for the job would have been a woman.

I'm Rex Delaney, and I dedicate this to all the good people in Flint and Detroit, Michigan.

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You're Eating BUGS!

Cochineal Bugs Invade My Yogurts!

When I was 10 years old, some kid offered me a dollar to eat a bug. I became a dollar richer that day. No, I didn't eat the bug, I kicked the kid in the dick and took his money. Eating insects and other nasty shit wasn't my idea of fun back then, and now that I'm a 23 year old man, it still isn't. But there are deceptive assholes out there allowing the public to devour their products, in which bugs are an actual ingredient, and they don't even have to tell us about it. That's where I come in.

Some artificial colors in the products we consume have been said to cause personality disorders in children, or make some people ill. Because of this, some companies have decided to go back to a "natural" way of tinting foods, drinks, and even some cosmetics. They are using the Cochineal bug, a little critter that has been used to make red dyes since the days of the Mayans. These little bugs are boiled to death, dried, and then the remaining shell, the natch, is crushed to make your strawberry Yoplait that 'cute' pink color. The pulverized bug remains can also be found in products from Ocean Spray, Dole, Sobe, Tropicana, Jones drinks, Robitussin Cough Drops, and many other brands of ice cream, candy, juices, and so on.

Some people may say, "So what. It's just a bug", but even if you don't find it fucking disgusting, there are also other things to think about. This bug can induce Anaphylactic shock in people who are allergic, and that can cause breathing problems, rash, swelling, and more. I would also be extremely pissed off if I was a vegan, obliviously chowing down on dead insects. The FDA has ruled that companies can use this method of coloring their edible products without telling you exactly what you're eating, but they have to list the color as carmine or cochineal extract. The color has also been listed as crimson lake, and natural red.

Just for the record, I was born and raised in Detroit, Michigan, and I grew up on Faygo Red Pop. I am throwing one back as I type this. The Faygo Red Pop contains Red 40, and Red 40 is a red food coloring that is BUG FREE! Check your labels, people, if you don't want to be sucking down bugs in your next cup of yogurt. REVIEW: RED 40 does NOT contain bugs. CARMINE, COCHINEAL EXTRACT, CRIMSON LAKE, and NATURAL RED ARE BUGS!! THEY'RE BUUUUGS!!

I'm Rex Delaney, and don't say I never did anything for you.

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Valentine's Day Memories

The staff here at Gimme Your Hand Entertainment was asked to share a Valentine's Day memory. Here's what they had to say:



Rex Delaney: Well, it's not my best Valentine's memory, but a few years ago I wanted to surprise a chick I was seeing named Kim by picking her up from work and taking her back to my place for dinner and a movie. I was stoked because I made the food myself, and I was even willing to sit through a chick flick for her. I could imagine her being so happy that I showed up with chocolates and flowers in front of all her coworkers, that she would finally put out. When I got to the store where Kim worked, I saw her standing there holding a huge bouquet of flowers and hugging some other guy. I was so pissed! I didn't even think, I just threw down the gifts I had for her, and stormed up to the guy with his paws on my girl and spun him around. I heard Kim scream, "Rex!" The random hero just smiled like the biggest asshole on the planet. I punched that mother fucker right in the face and dropped him instantly. As I was being hauled out of the store by a group of people, Kim was hunched over the guy, and screaming at me. As it turns out, random hero was actually Kim's cousin who was visiting from Ohio. Her BLIND cousin. After I found out, I felt like shit and no amount of apologizing could fix it. Obviously, the night was ruined. So I went back home, threw the romantic shit in the trash, ordered a real movie, and rubbed one out.



Kylee Wylde: Valentine's Day holds many cherished memories for me but one moment that really stands out took place last year. I was kind of bummed because my boyfriend said he was going to be out of town for Valentine's Day, and I really didn't want to spend it alone. I took my dog for a walk in the park for something to do. Coming home from the park, my cell phone rang. It was my boyfriend telling me he was stranded on the outskirts of town with a flat tire and no spare. He asked me to bring the emergency spare in my trunk to him so he could be on his way. I said sure and took off. He stayed on the phone with me and walked me through the directions like a human GPS. It was already getting dark, and I was a little freaked because I didn't know where I was going. I ended up following some back roads wondering why the heck he would be stranded out in the boonies, but his voice on the phone kept reassuring me I was almost there. I saw what looked like a fire in the distance, and as I got closer to it, I saw my man standing there with the cell phone to his ear, long stem roses in his hand, and a big goofy smile on his face. I got out of the car and realized he didn't have a flat tire at all. He had built a little romantic fire, and around it placed chocolates, rose petals, picnic food, and glasses filled with champagne. He wrapped a blanket around my shoulders and said "Happy Valentine's Day, babe."



Donnie Kendall: Valentine's Day is such a pain in the crack. Do you have any idea how many pairs of panties have been thrown at Donnie on Valentine's Day? Some of the people didn't even bother to take them off first! People all over the world send tons of flowers and gifts to Donnie's door hoping that Donnie will give them a second thought. Donnie has been given trips around the world, cars, toys, games, clothing, a boat, electronics, pets, movie props, bedroom props (as if Donnie needs any help there), maid services, cake of the month memberships, cheese logs, toe-socks, jewelry, a Filipino little person, Cds, DVDs, PSPs, a hat, autographed sports memorabilia, singing telegrams, strip-o-grams, and even a star named after him. And that was all just LAST YEAR! So do Donnie a favor, keep your lousy gifts to yourself, do not hit "send" on that naked pic of you with a ribbon wrapped around your what-nots addressed to Donnie@gimmeyourhand.com, and don't expect Donnie to show up at your place ready to sweep you off your feet. You just ain't worth it. Now, if you'll excuse Donnie, he has to go burp a dwarf.



Mr. Blood: I was asked a question at the last GYHE meeting. What is your favorite Valentine's Day memory? My favorite memory from Valentine's is the year I went out and gathered 12 female virgins and brought them back to my secret abode. Then proceeded to chain each one of them by the hands in shackles and cut their hearts out one by one. Making each and every one of them watch as I cut out the others heart, getting to hear my favorite sound over and over again. The sweet sound of screams. MMMMMMMMM. It makes my mouth water just thinking about that day.




Administrator's Note: We probably should have done some sort of background check before hiring the staff. Kylee Wylde obviously doesn't fit in here. Happy Valentine's Day!

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Sarah Palin Is A "Retarded" Hypocrite

This past weekend, Sarah Palin graced the Tea Party Convention in Nashville with her slutty teacher look. She may have left the convention without shooting a moose, but she also left with people buzzing about her left hand - or at least what appeared to be notes written on it. Yes, the 'Maverick' who likes to take jabs at President Obama for his use of teleprompters seems to have been doing a little junior high-style cheating of her own. You may ask yourself, who gives a hot damn if she used notes? I couldn't agree more. It seems all politics is, is one rich bastard nit-picking at another while the country falls apart. Besides, we all benefit from taking notes to jog our memories, right? It's actually kind of sweet that writing on your body to remember important details seems to run in the Palin family. Hell, Sarah's daughter's 'baby-daddy' did the same so he wouldn't forget his name. (Luckily, his first name comes already embroidered on his wearin' britches.)

The thing that twists my tits is the fact that Sarah Palin is another spineless republican who seems all too eager to roll over and take it in the ass for that obnoxious, puffy-faced blowhard, Rush Limbaugh. A little background? Here you go: Sarah publicly called for the resignation of Obama's Chief Of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, for using the phrase "fucking retards" when referring to conservatives. Sarah has a son who was born with Down Syndrome, and took offense to Rahm's remark. I don't have any family members or friends effected with Down Syndrome, and I still find the slur offensive, just like I find the words nigger, fagot, chink and jap offensive. Those words are abusive, and used only to spread hate and ignorance. I was happy that Sarah took a stand, but then, enter Rush 'The Rich White Conservative's Answer To Oprah' Limbaugh.

When Limbaugh talked about the incident on his radio show, he referred to liberals as ...*drum-roll* ... "retards". Sarah must have been outraged that someone who represents so many conservatives would stoop to the same level as the 'evil-doing' liberals, right? RIGHT? Wrong. Palin dismissed Rush's use of the slur as "political humor and satire". What the hell am I missing here? It's ok if your buddy does it? Where did your morals and values go, Ms. Palin? Why do republicans crumble, bow to, and then piss themselves like frightened puppies at the mere thought of mighty Rush Limbaugh? Where does it state that Rush is untouchable to do and say whatever that fat prick wants without ever being held accountable, and then even praised for his inexcusable behavior?

Before the conservatives (like Gimme Your Hand's own Kylee Wylde) go crying about me just being a democrat taking jabs at the innocent, I want to tell you I am not a democrat. I am not a republican. I had this conversation with Donnie Kendall, another guy here at GYHE, and I think he said it best when he said, "I am not a republican or a democrat. I prefer to think for myself." Apparently, Rush Limbaugh thinks for the republicans who cannot think for themselves. Note to conservatives: stop bitching about everything and work towards a better America instead of kissing the ass of some cigar-chomping twat who proudly proclaimed he wants our president to fail. After all is said and done, Limbaugh is some loud-mouthed dick with a radio show, but America is our fucking home. Pull your heads out of your asses, and get your priorities straight.


I'm Rex Delaney, and I welcome your hate mail.
Thanks to Donnie for letting me steal the term "wearin' britches".

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Just Another Day At The Office

I have seen some crazy shit in my life but I swear that working for Gimme Your Hand Entertainment is enough to twist your mind right out of your skull. Everyone that contributes to this website will usually send their content in to the Administrator for posting, or we post it ourselves from our own laptops without ever needing to see each other. Today was different. The whole GYHE staff (minus Donnie Kendall) had a face to face creative meeting today. It dawned on me that I work with the biggest group of freaks on the planet. No joke, Howard Stern has nothing on us.

First, I run into Kylee Wylde. She is one of those chicks that tries to make you think she's some sweet angel who is into saving the planet, and helping orphans and protecting endangered birds with broken wings and shit. This chick is a psycho. Not a good, ride me till I'm raw while screaming, "What's my name, BITCH" psycho either. She was all up in my face getting pissy just because I spilled my Red Bull on her new sweater. Or maybe she was pissed because I asked her if she wanted me to take it off to wash it, or just lick it clean. Whatever. She went from zero to bitch real quick.

So, I walk down the hall to the men's room to try to find a towel or something to dry off Kylee, A.K.A. 'The Ice Box', and then I see HIM for the very first time. Right in front of me was Mr. Blood. Mr. Blood is the new guy here. I have to tell you, I pissed myself a little when I saw him. This is one huge bastard. He was dressed all in black, with a cape and a top hat just like in the pics of him posted here on the website. I thought those pics were just some artist's idea of what Mr. Blood would look like, but this S.O.B. looks EXACTLY like that. Jack the fucking RIPPER much?? It was freezing all of the sudden, but I was also sweating somehow. It felt like I was being hit by lightning 1000 times over when he looked at me with those piercing eyes. I couldn't talk. I just stood there looking like a dick with my mouth twitching, trying to put out a sound. As he walked closer, his eyes never left me. He paused for a split second as he was right next to me. I looked up at him, and he HAS to be like 7 feet tall, he gave me a smile that will haunt even my grandchildren, and just then 2 lights in the hallway exploded! NO SHIT!! I thought I was either going to die right then and there, or Ashton was bringing PUNK'D back. Blood then walked into the dark end of the hall where the meeting was taking place and I went into the bathroom to collect myself. I no longer gave a damn about Kylee's sweater. I had to figure out how I was going to explain my reaction to Mr. Blood without looking like a mental case, or an uber-pussy. This guy really knew how to intimidate, but looking back, I know if he tried to swing at me I would have fucked him up with some UFC shit. A little ground and pound on his freaky ass. I would have gassed him early, and made the bitch TAP!!

When I came back to the conference room, Mr. Blood had already left, and the Administrator was eating the last lemon filled donut that was SUPPOSED to be mine. They said Mr. Blood just dropped off some movie quotes and left without saying a word. They asked me if I saw him and what I thought of him. My thought is this guy has to be legally insane. I don't know if he was burned or if he just mutilated his own face, but he is way too into the horror shit. He is a living horror movie. But in horror movies, the sluts are always the first ones to die, so I'm safe for now. Kylee should start saying her goodbyes though. But as long as Kylee is still around, I sure as hell wouldn't mind a little 'ground and POUND' with her.

Speaking of sluts, Donnie never did show up. Actually I have nothing bad to say about the guy. He has always helped me out when it comes to dating. He hooked me up with lots of chicks before. He said they were his 'left-overs'. He does seem to be a confident person that enjoys the mirror a little too much. He sometimes gives me a strange vibe too, but that's just something you have to get use to if you are going to be a part of the freak show that is Gimme Your Hand Entertainment.



I'm Rex Delany, and you can bet your ass I'm calling in sick next time.

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RAW Is SH!T

Monday Night RAW used to be the place to be for wrestling fans. Monday nights featured superstars who knew how to entertain and give the people what they want. Now however, RAW is the place to be to watch some "celebrity" plug their latest product or cause. Wrestling story lines have to take a backseat to the celebri-whores. Not that the story lines are worth two squirts of donkey piss anyway. You would think a wrestling show that once featured monster trucks smashing cars outside an arena, beer trucks driven to the ring for the sake of blasting people with wacky suds, and (dare I say) a WRESTLING MATCH every now and then would at least be somewhat entertaining today. Sadly, a watered-down, diluted, half-assed attempt at a wrestling product is what passes for WWE programming nowadays. If you don't remember the WWF (not WWE) attitude era, I suggest you run out and rent a pay-per-view from 1998-2000 and compare it to the abortion you currently see on Monday nights. Yes, it was a bit harsh at times, but it made people want to watch. There once was a saying that went, "Anything can happen in the WWF(E)!" Now the saying should be, "You can predict this bullshit weeks in advance!"

The formula for any given episode of RAW is almost as secret as the formula for Coca-Cola, but here it is:

Monday Night RAW Formula = Guest host appears, plugs their crap, gets interrupted. Guest host makes a match that no one cares about because it has been seen a million times. Cram as many lousy ideas and hellacious skits down the fan's throat as humanly possible. (Little People's Court?! Come the FUCK ON!) Throw in a 'Diva's' match that features mostly stripper looking bitches that are about as talented as ass fuzz. Oh, can't forget to include Santino's Comedy Club and the Chavo Moment of Humiliation! Make sure to disrespect Vickie while you're at it. And for the love of god, remember to have Michael Cole tell us a MILLION FUCKING times that we are watching "The longest running weekly episodic television show in history"!! Then, you tease the audience and make them think a new 'star' will be born, but of course that won't happen because we have to see HHH and HBK in every segment acting poorly and about as funny as having your left nut slammed in a car door, trying to sell us more useless merchandise (all while boring the life out of me). Hunter, we get it. You're banging the bosses daughter! You have "Ultimate Power"! Hey, DX! I got TWO WORDS for ya: "GO AWAY!" And finally, end with either a befuddled John Cena in the ring vowing to get back at "the man" for trying to rip apart his dignity, or a shot of a psycho looking Randy Orton who seems to always move slowly as to not squash the gerbil up his ass. AAAAAAAAANNND SCENE! That's it boys! Good show! Let's just keep poppin' 'em out like that Octo-mom!

The December 14 edition of RAW was a 3 hour show, and the crowd was dead silent for practically the whole thing. Vince McMahon came out and said they were a terrible audience, and asked if the crowd had "passed away" before the show started. No Vince, your product probably bored them to death. Just a suggestion: if you don't have enough entertaining content to fill a 2 hour show, don't try to stretch it out to 3 hours. RAW is boring, unfunny, not entertaining, and lame as hell. It's nothing like it used to be. RAW used to be the show no one wanted to miss. Trying to sit through it now is painful. It's hard for the fans to give a shit when it seems like no one in WWE gives a shit. I just want to scream, "FIRE RUSSO!!" But alas, you can no longer blame him for this garbage. Leave the kiddie loving PG shit on Smackdown, and make Monday nights RAW again!

On January 4, 2010, TNA Wrestling (on Spike TV) will run head-to-head against Monday Night Raw (on USA) for the first time. It's just a one time shot for now to test the waters. For the sake of wrestling fans everywhere, I hope TNA pulls big numbers that night. Competition is good. It brings out the best in people. WWE needs to get shaken up a little. Maybe this and the rumored return of Bret "Hitman" Hart (as long as they actually utilize him and not bring him aboard just to bury him) will finally get WWE to pull their heads out of their asses, and get back to what made people watch them in the first place. Chavo in a bull suit getting a frog splash from a leprechaun just ain't cutting it.

Oh, and P.S. Break away ladders now? Lame.

I'm Rex Delaney and if you don't like it, you can kiss my ass! *Peace*

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Contact Info

Reach Out And Touch Us

You can send your questions or comments to any of the Gimme Your Hand Freakz. Here's a few of the staff members along with contact links and a description of what they bring to GimmeYourHand.com:




Donnie Kendall - Donnie@gimmeyourhand.com
Donnie is a former professional wrestling personality, and has a quick wit and a barrage of insults at his disposal. His Blog, "Straight Shootin' With Donnie" has been well received on various social networks, and now finds it's home exclusively at GimmeYourHand.com. In it, Donnie will answer any question or comment that our visitors send him, right here on this site! There is no gray area with Donnie. You will either love him, or loathe him. Either way, it's going to be entertaining! Start sending him your questions now!




Kylee Wylde - Kylee@gimmeyourhand.com
Kylee has a sensitive and compassionate side that compliments the big picture of Gimme Your Hand Entertainment. But don't let that fool you. Kylee is also a punk rock girl who can hold her own. She will give a female's perspective on things, and maybe get the lady visitors attention with her "Hottie Assessment" articles! (Don't worry guys, there will be plenty of "chicks" to gawk at as well!)




Rex Delaney - Rex@gimmeyourhand.com
Rex is a young, red-blooded American guy that may need anger management classes. A post from Rex is almost guaranteed to be non-family friendly. He is foul-mouthed, crude and obnoxious. In other words, he fits in very well around here.






Mr. Blood-MrBlood@gimmeyourhand.com
Mr. Blood is all things horror. The devil himself is prayin' to God that Mr. Blood makes it to Heaven, because he knows if Blood goes to hell, Lucifer's reign will come to a screeching halt. Check out his "Morbid Review" for reviews on horror movies, books and games.







E-Mail any one of The Freakz with your questions, comments or random thoughts. Also, let us know if you want to be a contributor. We may still have a couple more positions available! We have a lot in store for our visitors in the near future, so bookmark us or subscribe now, and keep checking back for updates!

As always, thanks for stopping by.

Later!

(Happy Dance.)

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